Jester King Craft Brewery

Mmm... luxury


No one is certain, but it is speculated that our new shirts are woven from ethereal wisps plucked from the soft tufts atop cherubim heads. They are then further softened in a bath of wyvern tears under the full moonlight of Jupiter’s moon, Io. No doubt you are now asking if one can even dare to sell such treasure, and if so how do you put a price on such luxury? Actually, we found it quite easy. Such opulence can be yours for a mere $15 at our web store.

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